|We are the most important people to know|
|From Reginald's mum, darling (Vista-print)|
I now think this might actually be pure genius. Hear me out. When you get pregnant and that little parasite leeches on you they steal precious information from your memory banks and you are never the same. So for someone like me who struggles so hard to remember the name of a nice fun mum and child we just met (and want to take home with us but it would be awkward to ask) this is actually a God send. I imagine myself with a little business card holder full of all my new-friend's mum cards, and never looking like a dill when we run into them again and can't remember their names. This happened to me recently at a friend's house. Her mum-friend popped by, who I see at all sorts of social things so is now an acquaintance, and for some reason I got in my head that her name should be Natalie but it's not, it's Nicole. I sneaky and embarrassingly had to ask my friend what her friend's name was, when all I would have done if she had given me a mum-card would be to have a sneaky look in my compendium. What? Don't all parents carry a compendium?
|From the parent who just loves having everyone else's kid over at their house. Get their card.|
Here are some more examples of parent cards that I pulled off the Vista Print Website, when I was hunting for a blogger card. (I ended up getting them from Prinstagram instead, after all that - see here cause they turned out pretty cool).
|From the mum who's child you never want to have over again. They will wreck your shit.|
|From the parent who may send your kid home with some fresh ink|
|For the mum that loves to do laundry so much that she even rubbed washing powder on these to make them scented|
|From the angry parent because you ignored this card when they gave it to you|
|From the richest kid in class because he has his own mobile at 6 yrs old and his own car|
|From the yummy mummy who isn't really, and wants to be a teen-thin thing again. She will drink heavily tonight|
|From the mum who wants to be friend's with the 'yummy mummy-who isn't' to play poker and drink heavily tonight|
|From the parent of a dog. You know the one ... they think having a kid and dog is the same thing. Destroy this or get them pregnant.|
|Shelly likes shoes. If you like shoes too call Shelly, and you can drag your brats to the mall together, and make sweet, sweet shoe love. BFF xoxo|