Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Female Anatomy Lesson #3 - 10 Breast Things

Artwork by Fernando Vicente
You may have seen the above art work before in my Female Anatomy lesson #2  - What is a Cervix? Or maybe did some funnier reading on my Female Anatomy Lesson #1 - You've got three holes not two.

But today's lesson is all about our boob-a-lachies, breast-icles, fun bags, Pam and Dolly, jugs, milk-shakes, traffic stoppers, jogging partners,  highbeams, pimped-out hub caps, or simply - the artists formerly known as breasts ( but why use the real name when there's so many great nicknames for these babies)?

Here are 10 things you might not know about boobs:

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

My Mom Gave Me a Vibrator

Image Credit
When I was in grade 12 I was given my first rubber duck by my then-boyfriend. What had started up as an inside joke between a small group of friends escalated to a huge quack-erry in my bedroom, (yes, I just made that word up, and yes - you can totally borrow it). I don't even remember what the inside joke was about but it was probably stupid and really immature. God only knows we were.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

I Get Upset So Easily This Time of Year

8.36am - I just got home from dropping my (almost) 2 year old son at his first full day of daycare. Let the judgement of other parents rain down on me because I am now a stay at home mum with a kid in daycare (*one day a week).

You heard right. But there's a lot

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

What to do with Almond Pulp? Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins!

I recently learned how easy it is to make my own almond milk, and it was way simpler than I thought it would be. I love that is has no added sugars or preservatives. All you need to make almond milk is this: